Loocee's Blahg
-
“Winter jucky green one n black one inside red .u want both ?” — Mom -
Text Msg w/ Mom Pt.4
- Mom: Oh u r Lucy got this job,
- Me: ???
- Mom: I said u r lucky got this job:)
-
stuff ive been doing
Last night I couldnt sleep because I was lying in bed too excited about this restaurant i want to open when I have the chance. just jotting down all the menu ideas and even logos… yeah it was exciting.
ive been addicted to buying groceries lately. i buy groceries literally like every two days. i just get so excited, thinking up new dishes to make and whatever…so i gotta keep buying ingredients for it. it’s pretty fun but it’s eating a hole in my wallet.
ive been cooking a lot these days. and like it’s been reallly relaly fun and might i even say some of the things i make are worth eating. It was never this way before. everything i made, i did not want to eat it. but i think part of that is due to the stress i had cooking before…i was just so stressed out cooking in my kitchen in van, because of a multitude of reasons but yeah. the stress caused me to lose my appetite and thus i percieved everything i made a mediocre/bad. but these days, i’m cooking just because i have to and there really is no pressure to make it fantastic or whatever because i do it so often now and it’s very easy and worry-free. and in turn, i make better stuff and it tastes better cuz i still have my appetite after.
anyway im rambling. also ive been drinking a shit load of wine these days. i frequent the LCBO, as often as grocery shopping.
also, ive been just clothes shopping a lot too.
basically ive just been blowing money that i don’t have.
oh well, you only live once.
-
“I like ur email.half english n half chinese haha…n the food u made like delices:)” — Mom (via text) -
Text Msg w/ Mom Pt.3
- Mom: I jut want u to check ur stamens
- Translation: i JUST want you to check your (bank) STATEMENTS
- Mom: On the bottle.charg u $10.95.what,s ur limit
- Translation: on the BOTTOM, it CHARGED you $10.95. what's your limit?
- Mom: u have to keep money more than ur limit always then bank don't charge u money.so tranful ur save acct money to ur check acct understant?u can do it from line by ur self.
- Translation: You always have to keep more money than your limit so the bank doesn't charge you money. So TRANSFER your SAVINGS account money to your CHECKING account UNDERSTAND? you can do it ONLINE by yourself.
- that last text was a real doozy.
-
Text Msg w/ Mom Pt.2
- Mom: Do u want speaker for mp3?I can send u.
- Me: Ok
- Mom: Clock one or small black one?
- Me: Clock
- Mom: Why?I think black one is better
- Me: But the clock is so cute...
- Me: I want the clock one!
- Mom: Ok
- Mom: Want dkny pure the ball bottle one? (pure=purfume, lol "ball bottle one" = in a bottle shaped like a ball)
- Me: Uhhh. Okay.
- Mom: Any charge n battry? ("charge n battery" = rechargeable batteries)
- Me: Lol I don't know... Up to u
- Mom: Lol up to u.if u want to use battry oftern.no money :) (if u use batteries often i will send some so you don't have to spend money)
- Me: Uhh just a few then i guess...I don't really use it...
- Mom: Teeth brush?or elecktrack one? (elecktrack = electric)
- Me: No it's okay..
- Mom: Underwere? (lol)
- Me: Umm..ok..
- Mom: Bicycle hat? (lol)
- Me: No its ok
- Mom: Hair cordless? (??)
- Mom: Blow dry? And hair straigt iron? (straigt = straightening)
- Me: No it's ok.
- Mom: Why? U have to use it.don't neet buy.lot @ home.wast (neet=need, wast=waste)
- Mom: Okay well just bring it then...
- Mom: Anything else?just tell me
- Me: And if it's not going to break, my martini glasses lol.
- Mom: Ok.what's martini glasses?
- Mom: Sunglasses? (LOL)
- Me: Lol nevermind...
- Mom: Don't be laugh.I want to know
-
Text Msg w/ Mom Pt.1
- Me: Text me your skype name.
- Mom: Doggytige
- Me: Doggytige? Or doggytiger.
- Mom: Doggytige
- Me: Lol ok
- Mom: I know miss r but I don't want change lol
- Mom: Lazy
- Mom: N too much work
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: I like it.
- (Sooooo amusing. I honestly did not know she had it in her to text like this lol.)
-
Sorry, not your mother. Try again.
Anonymous
:[
-
The world was a better place.
-
why don't you try guessing who i am? Anonymous
well i know my mom secretly loves me..
mom??
